Take This Down...

I was typing up a paper on the couch next to Josh and he says,

"Geez!  You type like you're homicidal!"

I've been told this many times.  Perhaps I need to tone it down a notch. :)

Nipples

Josh was talking to me while I was in the bathroom brushing my hair.  I stopped to look at him and when I did, I just happened to notice that one was hard, the other was not.  I told him.

And he says, "I just had a stroke... well... I just had a nipple stroke." 

Ass Slap

I was bending over in the hallway gathering some clothes for laundry.  Josh walks by and slaps my rear.

I said, "EXCUSE me!"

He says, "Oh no, you weren't in my way - I just wanted to touch your ass.  Make no mistake... I WAS sexually harassing you."


Thanks, Babe!

Circumcision.

Josh and I were having a lengthy discussion about male circumcision.  Apparently, in CA, some group wanted a bill that completely banned the practice.  He was baffled that of all things going on in the world today, people were worried about THIS.  He said,

"I mean, where is your life if you spend time thinking about your foreskin?"

Both of us just busted out laughing.

Girly Dogs

When I got home the other day, Josh was elated to tell me that our new neighbors had a more "girly" dog than Roxy.  He said she took the pups out and Roxy TOWERED over this dog.  He was happy that he was no longer the only dude on the block who had to take out a fluff ball.  His dogs were much more "studly."

Oh, boys.