Halloween

I sent Josh an email with a bunch of Halloween costumes on clearance.  I asked his opinion on which he thought I should go with.  People at work dress up for Halloween, and since it IS my second favorite holiday, I figured I'd dress up.  Josh and I never do anything - because he hates it.  This is the response I got;

"Part of me wonders if you're just fucking with me.  A bigger part knows that you aren't.  I can't really make a recommendation, because all of those things are equally ridiculous.  Did you notice that the tiger has an inverted crucifix on the top of it?  I guess I'd go with that one, because nothing says 'pagan holiday' like an upside down cross."

Coccaine!

I had a helluva day at work.  I spent the whole weekend cleaning and being productive.  Sitting in front of the computer all day made me twitchy and a particular issue made me boil over.  When I got home, I felt like getting more DONE!

At some point Josh asked, "Did you snort some COKE on the way home today?"

I laughed and asked why.

"Because you're even walking across the living room fast!"

Chill pill, Liz.

Explain That

Josh took offense to a sensitive subject posted on Facebook.  He said, "By the way, I'm king of offended by what ___ just posted on Facebook."  He went on to vaguely describe why.  I said, "I'm confused, explain this."

"Okay... hold on... I have an epic game of Bubble Shoot going..."