If guys menstrated...

I reminded Josh tonight that I have my gyno appointment in the morning.  He said, "Aren't you on your period?"  I went over my last cycle with him and also noted a distinct change in length and flow since I've been on the new birth control.  He sat for a second and said...

"If dude got a period, they'd COMPLETE over it."

Sexual Assault

Roxy is very fond of a Pillow Pet that I received as a gift a while back.  She humps the thing.  Occasionally, she will go to town and we'll stop what we're doing to comment on our disgusting little girl.

Josh said,  "How do I explain to people that our adorable, sweet little dog rapes a Pillow Pet?"