30 Questions

I found this list of 30 questions to ask your spouse.  Some of them were pointless - we have already discussed them at length, considering that we've been together for nearly 7 years.  Others seemed like interesting questions.  I will sample some of Josh's responses - because I laughed my ass off.

1. List 20 random facts about yourself.
"I'm not going to answer this because it's absolutely ridiculous to ask of someone and arrogant to answer."

2. Describe your relationship with your parents.
"Do people just talk about this shit publicly now?  WTF?  Daddy issues are like blood-soaked-shark-bait to trolls."

3. List the 10 things you would tell your 16 year old self if you could.
"-Shut the fuck up.
-Stop being an asshole.
-Stop drinking - smoke more pot instead.
-Read before you say things.
-The winners from every major pro sport events between 1998 and 2012."

4. List your hobbies.
"Sports, guitars, comedy, making fun of things and inappropriate language."

5. Describe your pet peeves.
"We don't have the time.  The list is somewhere between a 3000 word column and a series of leather-bound novels."

6. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why?
"Anywhere where we can be left alone, in our world, to do as we please.  Not far enough away that I have to buy a bush plane, but far enough that I never have to see a neighbor without binoculars or a scope."

7. If you could have dinner with one person from history, who would it be?
"I tried answering this three times and started writing a novel all three times."

8. What popular notion do you think the world has most wrong?
"This question is like waving a baby covered in zebra blood in front of a lion!"

9. What do you think most people misunderstand about you?
"That I don't hate them - I just don't want to talk to them."

10. List the things you want to be remembered for.
"-Good father
-Good husband
-Good man
-The number of zombies I take down with me"