Pickle Jars

There are some jars I JUST can't get open.  No matter what trick I try, the broken bone in my hand just wont allow the grip I need.  I frequently have to hand them to Josh for him to crack for me.  After he opened one last night he said, "See?!  THIS is why you'll never be President."

Sandusky

Sandusky was sentenced to 30-60 years today. Josh and I had a short discussion about it. He, like much of the public, thinks his sentence should have been longer, despite the fact that he'll die in prison anyhow. Josh's only hope is that his death comes early, perhaps orchestrated intentionally because, "Now the tax payers get to pay for that motherfucker to keep on living."

Prostate Exams

Josh and I were discussing the fact that, while it's cool that the NFL makes Breast Cancer Awareness a big deal, they should really bring testicular or prostrate cancer to the forefront. It's not talked about as often, and it IS particularly important for their primary audience.

This launched us into a conversation about getting prostrate exams and colonoscopies as a preventative measure. Josh was very clear that he will never have one, unless of course, a clear problem in the area presents itself. This kind of shocked me - considering the fact that I've had BOTH a doctor's finger AND a camera in my ass.

He said, "That has to be the worst and most uncomfortable, medically related thing I can think of - including being diagnosed as a Type 1diabetic stage 12."

Wow.