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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The Force

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Josh was very tired laying in his chair.  He had his eyes closed and was cuddling Otis, our Jack/Rat Terrier.  Roxy, our Havanese sauntered...
Thursday, November 29, 2012

If guys menstrated...

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I reminded Josh tonight that I have my gyno  appointment in the morning.  He said, "Aren't you on your period?"  I went over ...
Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Sexual Assault

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Roxy is very fond of a Pillow Pet that I received as a gift a while back.  She humps the thing.  Occasionally, she will go to town and we...
Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Pickle Jars

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There are some jars I JUST can't get open.  No matter what trick I try, the broken bone in my hand just wont allow the grip I need.  I f...
Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Sandusky

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Sandusky was sentenced to 30-60 years today. Josh and I had a short discussion about it. He, like much of the public, thinks his sentence sh...
Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Prostate Exams

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Josh and I were discussing the fact that, while it's cool that the NFL makes Breast Cancer Awareness a big deal, they should really brin...
Thursday, September 27, 2012

Halloween

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I sent Josh an email with a bunch of Halloween costumes on clearance.  I asked his opinion on which he thought I should go with.  People at ...
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