Josh has a skin tag on his left shoulder. I started playing with it tonight and he said, "WHAT are you DOING?!"
Me: "Playing with your skin tag."
Josh: "WHY?! They're the most disgusting thing ever... they're worse than hair covered moles and goiters."
Me: "Why don't you go get it removed then? Tell the doc you can't wear a necklace because it irritates it and they'll remove it."
Josh: "Nuh-uh. That's still cosmetic. I wish I could just use a fingernail clippers and snip it off."
Me: "That's what Lydia did. Apparently it's pretty common for women to get them when they're pregnant."
Josh: "You better not get one!!"
Me: "Why?! What are YOU going to do?"
Josh: "Sleep in another room. They're DISGUSTING!!"
Me: "What they hell?! YOU have one and I sleep with YOU!!"
Josh: "I don't see how you can... I'm SO gross."
An evening in the lives of Josh and Liz.
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