The picture he sent along with the text wasn't nearly as clear as this one... but he said,
"That black smudge, next to the quarter, that's some kind of "ultra-bee" that was created in a bio-warfare lab. It came at me like a werewolf, baring fangs and slobbering for blood... and I ran away like a girl. Then I came back later and smashed it with a huge piece of cardboard. I have thumbs, I win again...
...I heard him buzzing around and didn't think much of it. Then I turned around to see what it was. I shit you not, it swooped around the light by the washer twice and then flew AT me. I was shocked. I've had crows pull this shit before. Sometimes a rabbit will refuse to run away. But a bug?! A fucking BUG challenged me? That is the first time EVER that I've run away from a bug."
UPDATE: Josh and I discovered this morning (two days after the incident) that the bug was now gone. I hypothesize that Otis ate it... he's a fan of eating bugs. Josh was a little nervous that now we had a zombie ultra-bee roaming the house.
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