Gum.

I got some new deodorant yesterday and announced to Josh that this time, I got girly smelling stuff.

He says, "Dang, now I can't use it when I misplace mine."

I made him sniff it and he says, "That smells like gum... JUICY FRUIT.  It smells like Juicy Fruit."

We then proceeded into a conversation about quality gum.  I said that Juicy Fruit is probably the worse gum out there, "It's delicious for two seconds, then it's gross and hard."

Josh says, "No... there is NOTHING good about Juicy Fruit.  Losing it's flavor is the best thing that ever happened to Juicy Fruit."

Pause...

"Why is it even called that?!  What fruit have you ever had that tastes like that?!"