Band Practice

Josh has band practice every Friday night.  A couple weeks ago, Shawn, the drummer got really sick.  He announced that he wouldn't be there for practice on account of his "liquid death."  As they are accustomed to, all the band members gave him hell for it.  Josh, my husband told him to quit being a sissy... he COULDN'T be sick because..."Drummers aren't people.  They are cyborg-metronomes."