When you're diabetic, you have to be super careful with your feet. So, you either have a doctor trim your nails, OR, if you're like Josh and I, your wife FILES your toe nails down to avoid all chance of a cut.
Josh's toe nails get ridiculously long some times and he'll frequently jab me with them unintentionally.
Today in the shower (yes, we shower together regularly), he got me good in the middle of me trying to tell a story. I said, "DAMN YOUR VICIOUS TOENAILS!" He responds...
"They're not that bad! I mean, don't get me wrong, I could PROBABLY skin a baby with them..."
I cut him off before the statement went any further.
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