I bought one today. I have the world's lightest periods and have the desire to spend NO money on "feminine hygiene products." Before I thought to put it away, Josh saw it. I was in the basement at the time and he comes downstairs with this really embarrassed look on his face.
"That THING... that thing is TRULY HORRIFIC." ...Pause... "We can never have a girl."
"What about me? I'm a girl," I asked.
"Ya... and I ALREADY have to compartmentalize. I can't think about how that THING is somehow associated with the parts of you I like to have sex with. It's like somebody looked at a Dixie cup and said, 'Hey! Stick this in your vagina!"
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